{"id":142,"date":"2025-08-19T14:37:28","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T12:37:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/?page_id=142"},"modified":"2025-08-19T14:39:38","modified_gmt":"2025-08-19T12:39:38","slug":"scherzi-da-prete","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/scherzi-da-prete\/","title":{"rendered":"Scherzi da Prete?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__list has-dates wp-block-latest-posts\"><li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/09\/04\/cosa-dice-lultimo-dei-mohicani\/\">Cosa dice l&#8217;ultimo dei Mohicani?<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-09-04T11:49:03+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">4 Settembre 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">&#8220;Aspettatemiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!&#8221; e cosa rispondono i Mohicani? Woof Woof Woof<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/09\/01\/ci-sono-uno-spazzolino-e-una-carta-igienica\/\">Ci sono uno spazzolino e una carta igienica;<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-09-01T09:51:35+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">1 Settembre 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">lo spazzolino dice: \u201cFaccio un lavoro di cacca\u201d e la carta igienica risponde: \u201cE\u00a0lo\u00a0dici\u00a0a\u00a0me!?\u201d<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/09\/01\/lo-sapete-cosa-fa-babbo-natale-quando-le-sue-renne-sono-ammalate\/\">Lo sapete cosa fa Babbo Natale quando le sue renne sono ammalate?<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-09-01T09:50:49+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">1 Settembre 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">Va in farmacia e prende il VoltaRen.<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/09\/01\/un-ragno-dice-ad-un-altro-ragno\/\">Un ragno dice ad un altro ragno:<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-09-01T09:40:58+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">1 Settembre 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">\u201cQuando hai mangiato?\u201d \u201c3 ragni fa\u201d.<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/09\/01\/ci-sono-due-cuscini-grandi-e-un-cuscino-piccolo\/\">Ci sono due cuscini grandi e un cuscino piccolo;<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-09-01T09:40:36+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">1 Settembre 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">un cuscino grande dice all\u2019altro cuscino grande: \u201cE\u2019 tuo fratello?\u201d \u201cNo, \u00e8 mio cuscino\u201d.<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/08\/28\/perche-in-america-fa-freddo\/\">&#8220;Perch\u00e9 in America fa freddo?&#8221;<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-08-28T09:00:45+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">28 Agosto 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">\u201cPerch\u00e9 \u00e8\u00a0stata\u00a0scoperta\u201d<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/08\/28\/oh-no-water-e-morto\/\">&#8220;Oh no! Water \u00e8 morto,<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-08-28T09:00:02+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">28 Agosto 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">ora \u00e8 de-cesso\u201d<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/08\/28\/un-bullone-dice-a-un-altro-bullone\/\">Un bullone dice a un altro bullone:<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-08-28T08:59:16+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">28 Agosto 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">\u201cDammi tutti i soldi che hai!\u201d e il bullone risponde: \u201cSei sempre il solito bullone\u201d.<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/08\/28\/ci-sono-tre-persone-niente-nessuno-e-tonto\/\">Ci sono tre persone: Niente, Nessuno e Tonto.<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-08-28T08:57:39+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">28 Agosto 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">Un giorno Niente cade dal palazzo e Nessuno l\u2019ha visto.Chiama la polizia Tonto e dice:\u2014 \u00abPronto, pronto! Niente \u00e8 caduto dal palazzo!\u00bbIl poliziotto: \u00abE chi l\u2019ha visto?\u00bb\u2014 \u00abNessuno!\u00bbIl poliziotto sospira: \u00abMa lei \u00e8 stupido?\u00bb\u2014 \u00abNo, sono Tonto\u00bb.<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/08\/19\/un-uovo-dice-a-unaltro-uovo-oggi-sono-andato-a-lavorare\/\">Un uovo dice a un&#8217;altro uovo oggi sono andato a lavorare<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-08-19T14:36:33+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">19 Agosto 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">e ho lavorato sodo.<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/2025\/08\/19\/perche-linsalata-non-cresce-in-montagna\/\">Perch\u00e8 l&#8217;insalata non cresce in montagna?<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-08-19T14:35:41+02:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">19 Agosto 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">Perch\u00e8 siamo in salita.<\/div><\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-142","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148,"href":"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/142\/revisions\/148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parrocchiadigraffignana.it\/toctoc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}